the unexamined life of a frat boy in the legal profession

Anonymous asked: What should Bros and Lady Bros do while waiting 2 months for February bar results?

You’re going to have to sit there and wait. Come to terms with that. Exercise some self-control.

Anonymous asked: When you recognize opposing counsel at a deposition from Tinder...

Never pass on a good “networking” opportunity.

Anonymous asked: Bro, I always imagine that you're super-hot. Want to fan the fantasies with some self-descrips at this lady-bro? ;)

Get your mind out of the gutter.


Anonymous asked: I don't have a job and it has been about a year. what do I do now?

Have you thought about going into finance?